A Pain In The Neck

‘BRITNEY Spears has been hunting for a new look.

Britney wouldn’t believe those who said Kevin was a snake in the grass

She’s done the virgin. She’s played the schoolgirl. She’s acted naughty. She’s been to church. She’s even tried singing.

But now it looks like she found a style she feels truly comfortable with – she’s taken to wearing an angry, red welt on her neck.

It was a present from her boyfriend Kevin Federline, who gave it to her in a gesture of how much he really cares.

‘She’s really proud of her hickey,’ says an eyewitness. ‘She was on her way to the grocery store and said, ‘have a look at my neck’ as she walked in with Kevin.”

So we did. And now we – like you – want one.

But we’ll all have to wait because the official Brit-Hick doesn’t come out in this country until Christmas, by which time Britney will most likely have moved onto something else.

Like a cold sore, perhaps, or genital warts…’

Posted: 10th, September 2004 | In: Reviews 0 Comments | TrackBack | Permalink