Speedy Delivery

‘WHEN a Romanian boy called Speedy Gonzales is asked how he came to have such an unusual name, this is what he will have to say.

That he was born in the back of a car, which was heading to hospital at Suceava when it broke down.

That his mother went into labour on the back seat of a car stuck on a crowded motorway with vehicles speeding past.

That the car was then fixed and he emerged into this world as the car was racing along to the hospital at 60mph.

And that his parents have got a strange sense of humour’

Anorak