Little Mo’s Back
‘THE Slater house has seen more comings and goings than the Tottenham managers office over the past few months.
| ”Fancy a little tart for dessert?” |
First there was Lynne; then Kat left, came back again and has now gone again; Little Mos now back and the new Slater on the block Stacey – has made her debut.
God knows how many people are now living in the Slater house, especially now Zoes moved back in. That house has more hidden rooms than an Osama Bin Laden hideout.
Little Mo returned this week complete with baby Freddie, to give evidence in Grahams rape trial. I told yer mum to abort you, slurred Kat over the pram, demonstrating her natural mothering instincts yet again.
Little Mo has returned with a new hair do, a new kick-ass attitude and about three stone lighter – which is hardly surprising as she left to have a baby.
Producers are desperately and unsuccessfully – trying to cover up Kats real-life pregnancy. Theyve now resorted to just shooting her from the neck up, but even thats not working as day by day she becomes more and more like a giant orange space-hopper.
Theyve now given up completely and have re-written her out of the series in a hastily cobbled together storyline whereby she sleeps with a complete stranger in order to convince Alfie shes not a tart.
Get out! screamed Alfie on discovering what shed done, I cant take any more of it. You and ten million others…
Little Mo has decided to stay in Walford as Graham has been found guilty of rape and Billy has agreed to give their marriage another go.
You gonna play appy families wif a rapists kid, sneered Stacey to him, echoing what every one else was thinking. Zoe was a rapists kid and shes turned out alright, replied Little Mo, illustrating what a stable, run-of-the-mill family the Slaters are.
Stacey has been brought in as a Janine replacement, her brief clearly to be as vile and obnoxious as possible. Within her first week, shed tried to get Garry into bed, stolen from Mickeys market stall, nicked Zoes clothes and seduced Spencer Moon.
Stacey is under the mistaken belief that Spencer is loaded as she saw him counting out the petty cash for the café. Fancy a date? she asked him, clearly not backward at coming forward. Youre just my type, she purred, her type being the slightly retarded and gullible.
Spencer, keen to impress, borrowed fifty quid from Alfie and took Stacey to an Italian restaurant. Lets go back to mine for some afters, giggled Stacey.
Staceys not going to happy when she discovers that Spencers penniless but at least shes learnt a valuable lesson her great-aunty Kat would have taught her if only shed stuck around always get the money first.’
Posted: 9th, November 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
