Super Carol v O Range Peel
‘NATALIE Appleton is not the only woman with a superhero alter ego – Carol Vorderman has one as well.
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By day, she is a mild-mannered TV genius, famous only for doing sums and flirting with a middle-aged man in a bad tie.
By night, she changes into her Super Carol costume and flies around the world fighting the ongoing battle against orange-peel skin.
Kazaaam! Here she is in the Mail with her crack team of Cellulite Busters, reassuring its readers that this is a curse that even celebrities suffer from.
The detox queen openly admits that she used to have cellulite, the paper says. Not just on the back, either but on the front, too.
Pow! Here she is in the Express inviting its readers to join me in the battle against the dreaded orange-peel skin with my unique day-by-day regime.
Thwock! And here she is in a bookshop near you publicising her new book Carol Vordermans 30-Day Cellulite Plan.
O Range Peel, your days are numbered…’
Posted: 22nd, November 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
