One Into Five Won’t Go
‘IF the sex inspectors had knocked on Robbie Williamss door at any time during the past few years, the chances are they would have found him in bed with a Spice Girl.
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| ‘Ip dip, sky blue, who’s it? Not you. Not because you’re Scary, not because you’re Posh…’ |
The Star leads this morning with the singers claim that he bedded four of the five original members of the group.
And last night, says the paper, the guessing game was on to work out which unlucky lady missed out.
A source explains: The Geri and Mel C relationships were well-known and one other fling was hinted at in the past.
But if hes saying hes slept with four of the girls, it either means he got it on with his best mates woman or Posh Spice or both.
Basically, it means hes slept with two out of Posh, Scary and Baby.
We are grateful for the source for this explanation and perhaps we could suggest a career as a maths teacher.
If kids are going to get to grips with basic arithmetic, then what better way to explain it to them?
If the sex inspectors arrive at David Beckhams house and find one of Posh Spice, Rebecca Loos and Sarah Marbeck in Davids bed and one on the spare room, whos pleasuring the pig..?’
Posted: 24th, November 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
