Helmut Klein
‘WHEN youre big in Germany, youre big in Austria as well. But how big is big?
Its a question thats bothering makers of Germanys condoms, who say that for fear of looking small, German manhood is buying the big size which doesnt fit.
You see, in downtown Cuxhaven, the condoms are labelled in terms of size and the countrys sausage munchers are going for the Frankfurter or bratwurst instead of the snug fitting chipolatta.
A study by Vinico, an average-to-moderate name in the German Johnny market, asked to measure the erect penises of 2,500 German men.
”People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn’t they measure their penises? A man would not wear children’s shoes,” said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico.
Er, lets not dwell on that analogy and move swiftly onto the results and note that the average erect German penis size is 14.7 cm (5.75 inches).
Or zeppelin as it says on the new condom boxes ’
Posted: 7th, December 2004 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
