Chelsy Girl
‘IF Princess Diana was a fruitcake, then what of her two sons?
| Chelsy’s buns? |
Well, Prince William would probably be a Black Forest Gateau stodgy with a lot of German in him. And Prince Harry would clearly be a Ginger Nut or a hash cookie.
And their respective women?
The Express runs the rule over Kate Middleton, the 21-year-old country girl who has won Williams heart, and 19-year-old Chelsy Davy, the blonde who has captured Harrys eye.
And it is of the opinion that the former is more Victoria Sponge the daughter of respectable, upper-middle class country stock.
And the latter is more Bakewell Tart with busty figure, blonde hair and skimpy outfits, it says, she looks like a Page Three girl.
Sadly, however, her arrival on the tabloid scene comes too late for this years Page 3 Idol competition.
The Sun this morning publishes the first 18 finalists dreaming of a life without bras.
Nicola T, winner of the inaugural 2002 competition, was working in a bank when fame came a-calling.
Then my dream came true and changed things for ever, she says. Being on Page 3 is a fantastic opportunity, but the whole thing is really nerve-wracking as it means so much.
Indeed, but with Harry by her side, we have no doubt that Chelsy, 19, of Cape Town, will cope…’
Posted: 7th, December 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
