The Splits
‘YOU dont need a reason to get a divorce in Hollywood – you just a need a good lawyer and a PR agent.
| Noel and Helen in happier times before she got in shape |
Sure, the great and good like Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt give reasons – he wants children; she wants a career; she keeps flicking her hair into his mouth but its less than necessary.
However, thanks to the wonderful work of American psychologist Dr John Gottman, from now on in couples can see if they are compatible by taking his simple test.
This test includes the doctors secret code and having electrodes tied to the couples bodies which read their heart rates and perspiration levels.
The couples are then instructed to talk about something thats been a bone of contention between them.
Having resisted the urge to reattach said electrodes to some other parts of their partners anatomy, Dr Gottman and his team then process the data.
But you dont need to go to the Docs love lab at Washington University to see if your love will last, rather check for positive moves and negative moves in you own relationship.
If shes rolling the eyes, making scornful comments or mocking you, unless her names Mistress Whiplash, your romance is doomed.
If hes holding hands, touching and stroking your body, you are going along just fine – only problem is that hes not your husband, but your fitness instructor.
As the Mirror says in Sex Secrets Of A Personal Trainer, the personal keep-fit guru likes nothing more that taking his step machine upstairs to a clients bedroom for some horizontal jogging.
The reason for this feature although who needs a reason for such sensation? – is the recent news that Noel Edmonds has been utterly humiliated by his wife, whos been cheating on him with her personal trainer.
And what better way to help him ease the pain than by talking about the affair in the open forum that is the national press?
Better, perhaps, if when Noel and Helen had split, shed mumbled something about wanting children and hed talked of trying to get back on the telly…’
Posted: 20th, January 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
