Good Evans
‘HERES what youre missing, Chris, says the front page of the Sun.
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And what Chris Evans is missing is, apparently, Billie, his estranged wife, who can be seen lying on a bed in pair of black knickers.
And there is not only the promise of more to come in Billes eyes because the paper says that there is more – BILLIES SENSATIONAL NEW PICTURES SEE PAGE 3.
Hold tightly onto your copy of Amateur Photographer, folks, because you are one page away from seeing the singer/actress/model in a raunchy pose.
And what with it being Page 3, we dare to think nay, hope that Billie will be topless.
And then… Well, there on Page 3 is Billie, Billies knickers and Billies smouldering look to the camera. But there is no hint of a nipple.
In another picture you can see up Billies skirt, which has by the magic of wind and/or flatulence blown up in the air to expose her knicker-clad backside.
But nothing more. And not even a hint of fur…’
Posted: 3rd, March 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
