Turkey Shoot
‘ALL set for TV island Love-in, announces the Mirror, as the tabloids gear up for todays first episode of Celebrity Love Island.
| ”And when she got there, her nipples were bare…” |
And in the now customary fashion, Abi Titmus and Co. are happy to use the good offices of the fourth estate to announce their social plans.
The Sun says that Abi and Rebecca Loos have already stunned staff at the hotel spa by STRIPPING and FLIRTING outrageously. And Fran Cosgrave promises or threatens a foursome involving himself, Loos, Titmus and Calum Best, son of celebrity drinker George.
Yet when it comes to shocking behaviour, theyll be hard pressed to beat tonights other reality offering, The Farm.
This, you will recall, is the vehicle that introduced Loos into the world of celebrity freak shows last year, when she was shown pleasuring a pig.
This years offering looks all set to repeat the trick, and the paper is already foaming at the mouth over tonights episode.
YUK! it announces. Outrage as turkeys are pleasured on farm.
All the gory details follow, including Emma Bs offer to suck, and Lionel Blairs excited comments about the prodigious quantities of semen involved.
Halfway through the article, Anoraks correspondent had to pinch himself to check that he wasnt in the middle of a particularly horrendous nightmare.
We here at Anorak do not usually find ourselves in agreement with Jamie Oliver, but if he is prepared to extend his campaign to include these particular Turkey Twizzlers, then well be the first to sign up.’
Posted: 16th, May 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
