Going Bananas
‘TO let you know the profiles of each of this years 13 Big Brother contestants in one go would take too long and test your patience to breaking point.
| Spot the banana |
Better to just trickle them out a little at a time and focus on a different characteristic of each.
So its over to the Mirror to bone up on the sensational news that Saskia (Cheryl Tweedy with a sugar addiction) has a thing for men with tattoos.
She also has a thing for bananas, and the paper produces a large photo of Saskia eating one of the phallic-shaped fruits.
The same shot appears in the Sun, albeit smaller and in black and white.
And for some reason, alongside the photo, the Sun says that Ladbrokes have cut the odds on their being a Big Brother shag from 5-2 to evens.
Although bets are not being taken on Saskia eating another banana, nor of the papers salivating over a picture of her doing so.
What with it being a dead cert…’
Posted: 31st, May 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
