Private Dick
‘YESTERDAY we heard from professional Michael Jackson case juror No.1.
| Jackson tries on the OJ Simpson glove for size |
Today its the turn of another of the 12 good men and women true to tell us about the day they delivered justice to the world.
Step forward, raise your hand and repeat Jacko dad stared at me in deli Pauline Coccoz, a blonde 46-year-old delicatessen worker.
The story goes that two weeks before the trial ended, Pauline was at work. A customer approached. She looked up, and her eyes were met with a beady gaze.
The man with the eyes like lifeless buttons was none other than Joe Jackson, father of Michael, who was shopping in the store with his wife, Katherine.
For a moment, Pauline thought theyd come to menace her. Without the counter between me and the Jacksons I would have found it intimidating, says she.
Joes stare was only for about 20 seconds, but it was the longest 20 seconds of my life.
It must have been awful to be presented with such an anecdote. But, having committed to memory every minute detail of the confrontation, Pauline regained her composure and set about fulfilling the Jackson order of baloney, which she sliced.
For readers not well-versed in the American diet, the Sun says that baloney is a revolting pink sausage-like meat.
And is not to be confused with Michael Jacksons manhood, which, as the Star tells us in its front-page story (JACKO GIVE ME MY WILLY BACK), is splotchy and best not eaten, let alone sliced.
And its missing. No, not really missing as such. Jacksons penis would no more come detached from the Jackson body as would his nose.
What are missing are pictures of the stars member, which were taken by police as they gathered evidence for the court case against him.
Now Jackson wants them back, lest they fall into the wrong hands or the baloney slicer…’
Posted: 16th, June 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
