Having A Pop
‘DER-DER der-der, der-der, der-der… Whats that droning sound? Liam Gallagher, of course, calling his fellow pop princes a few names.
The Sun says that the war between Chris Martin, lead singer of Coldplay, and Liam Gallagher, the Oasis front man, erupted as the pair came face to face at yesterdays Q music awards.
And do not doubt that this is war. And that includes you, Martin, who had the temerity to ask the Suns girl on the scene: Am I supposed to be at war with Liam?
Indeed, you are. The paper says so. And so does Liam, who when Martin went to collect this bands Best act in the world today award rode into battle.
Nob-head, he heckled from the seats like a valiant knight of yore. Come on, have a pop! Youre a plant pot.
Crikey! Anymore of that and the United Nations will have to step into the fray, unless the Americans dont get there first and blow everything up.
But the war was over before it began. The Mail hears Martin send his love to Gallagher. Were not in a fight with everyone, says he, just George Bush.
We look forward to that – taking on the 81-year-old former US President might well be a fight Martin, the man Gallagher compared to geography teacher, stands some chance of winning…’
Posted: 11th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
