Breast In Show
‘LAST nights contest to see which telly actress could show the most leg in a leading role and the best supporting cleavage in soap attracts the attention of the Mirrors dire 3am Girls.
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The three witches were somewhere near Londons Royal Albert Hall to see the top telly totty teetering up for the National TV Awards.
The Mirrors Girls spot Jordan dressed head-to-toe in black, albeit with an acre of orange chest visible. And GMTVs Kate Garraway and Corries Shobna Gulati giving it their best teeth n tits grins for the snappers.
Theres more of the same in the Sun, although Jordan has mutated from the Mirrors black tragic to stunning.
But at least the papers can agree on who won what. The Mail produces a neat section with scrolled edges entitled THE WINNERS, and says that Doctor who has won the award for most popular drama.
Other winners are: Billie Piper (most popular actress); Big Brother (most popular reality TV show); EastEnders (most popular drama serial); the Paul OGrady show (most popular daytime TV programme; and the most popular expert on TV is Sharon Osbourne.
But the real winners are to be found in the Sun, where the likes of Emmerdale stunner Lucy Pargeter is in a dress slashed up the thigh and EastEnders actress Lacey Turner is in a revealing green frock.
Both women surely have big futures in TV – although not as big as Jordan, for obvious reasons…’
Posted: 26th, October 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
