Pop Tart
‘PARIS Hiltons video is memorable for one small thing: poor sound quality.
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Thankfully, Pairs learns from her mistakes, and is seen in this weeks Hello! in a recording studio.
News is that Paris the movie star is all set to become Paris the popstar, as she records her debut album.
Unhelpfully, Hello! doesnt allow us to hear Pariss efforts so far, the magazine failing to open in the manner of a novelty birthday card and play a tune.
So were left to guess what the Paris sound will be. She might be, as she says, having fun right now and have no time for a relationship following her break-up from her Greek boyfriend Latsis, but shes no Cyndi Lauper.
Neither is she a Madonna-like virgin, as some of you may have seen.
And we wager that if Paris were a noise shed be a cross between Geri Halliwell and the sound made by tissues being quickly pulled from a box. Or a flat Jordan…’
Posted: 27th, October 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
