Peter Out
‘FORGET births, marriages and death, the showbiz world is interested in only one society column: splits.
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Holding her tongue |
Todays first announcement concerns Kate Moss and Pete Doherty. The Sun says that Moss has promised to never see Doherty again.
Earlier, we had reported that Doherty had followed in Mosss kitten heels and signed up for a four-week stint in Arizonas The Meadows clinic.
But after just a week of cold turkey, Doherty stuffed it and flew back home. And so long as Pete is not off drugs, a clean Moss will not see him.
But that is not all. In announcement No. 2, the Sun says that after nanoseconds of speculation and intrigue, Kerry Katona and Dave Cunningham have split for good.
Dave has packed his things into a bag and left Kerrys Warrington home. Kerrys mate says shes devastated.
Dave tells a friend: When were together all we seem to do is argue.
Max Clifford, Kerrys agent, says: But the good news is Kerry has passed her driving test today and shes thrilled.
Which is good news to us, and the West Mercia police force…’
Posted: 30th, November 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
