Movers & Shakers
‘THE British were coming. But they were late. When the redtops did arrive at the Oscars, the prizes had been dished out, the gushing speeches made and the cleaners were busy mopping up the tears of joy and disappointment.
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Is that a little man in your hand or are you just pleased to see us? |
So much for the ceremony. What of the post-show dos? What about The rude bits you didnt see on the telly? The Stars front page promises much: Madges lesbian romp; Clooneys bonkathon; Keiras night with Jack; Pammys mega-boob.
Sounds good. So let us take a look. No Guy needed, says the Star as it leers at saucy Madonna setting tongues wagging as she hooked up with her former lesbian lover Ingrid Casares at the Vanity Fair do.
While Madonnas muscles bulged suggestively as she and Casares danced, George Clooney was making his move on Krista Allen, who dated the Oscar-winner between 2002 and 2004.
The Star says that after picking up his best supporting actor award for the oil industry thriller Syriana, Clooney whisked the actress straight back to his Sherman Oaks home for a night of love.
How does the rich, handsome star do it, eh? Well, if you want to know how George manages to pull, then the Mirror offers an insiders guide. The actor is said to have approached American TV reporter Guiliana de Pandi at the Governors Ball. A source says: With his Oscar in his hand, he asked her: Do you want to hold it? Then, with a glint in his eye, he added: You can hold the Oscar too if you like.
Who needs looks and fame when you have a wit like that? George Clooney, thats who.
In case you were wondering, this is the same Clooney the Star spotted partying at the Vanity Fair ball; the same George Clooney the Sun says shunned the after-show parties to get sozzled with his pals in a Dan Tanas Italian eatery in West Hollywood.
Im going to meet by buddies, said Clooney after the ceremony. Theyre with their wives and I walk in with an Oscar. Thats the fun of it. And, of course, theres that bonkathon…’
Posted: 7th, March 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
