Fried Egg
‘ALL this talk of dresses puts us in the mood for news of Kate Moss, one of the worlds premier wearers of dresses and, indeed, many other kinds of clothes.
A bad egg |
And, happily, the Sun has news of Kate on its front page. KATES OFF HER EGG, says the headline. She smuggled date rape drug in £65k case.
The paper has it that Moss travelled the globe with a stash of Rohypnol secreted inside a jewel-encrusted Fabergé egg.
This is Day Two of the Suns sensational Kate revelation, and once again we hear from Gavin Maselle, a member of Mosss inner sanctum (surely the Moss Posse).
She took two Rohypnol pills, says gay Gavin in what might be breathless tones. We then lay on her bed chatting, then she passed out.
An thats not all this versatile vial held. Maselle notes that on one occasion the blue egg was crammed with 2gms of cocaine and ecstasy tablets.
For those of you who want to know more, Gavin spends two pages talking about how Kate did cocaine and took the date rape drug the night before she was due to attend a do at Nelson Mandelas mansion in South AFrica.
Avid readers of these pages may recall hearing a similar story as long ago as yesterday when a certain Gavin Maselle told us that Moss took cocaine at Nelson Mandelas mansion in South Africa.
And what with this being Day Two of KATES SHAME, the Sun may yet again choose to contact Maselle and ask him what else he knows.
And perhaps Maselle wont be able to break what looks like fast-developing into a life-changing habit and start telling us about the time he was with Kate Moss and she took cocaine in Nelson Mandelas mansion in South Africa…’
Posted: 7th, March 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink