Dream On
‘ANOTHER devastating blow for John Prescott this morning comes in the shape of a poll which reveals that Simon Cowell is the man most women would like to sleep with.
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‘Did I tell you about the time I got hit by an egg?’ |
The man who gave the world Westlife is the choice of 21% of women in the survey published in the Star, just ahead of Robbie Williams (20%) and Daniel Craig (19%).
And he is naturally delighted. The people who voted for me clearly have excellent taste, he says.
But before Simons ego reaches heights not dreamt of even by the waistline of his trousers and Prezza demands a recount, lets look closely at the company hes keeping and ask just who the people who voted for him are.
Do we seriously believe that, given a choice of any woman in the world, 11.4% of the male population would opt for some horseplay with Zara Phillips?
Or that 6% would plump for cuddly Fern Britton, while Vanessa Feltz rates neer a mention?
And what of the mysterious absence of the DPM?
That would be strange in any circumstances, but doubly so given that the sponsor of the poll is none other than the UKs biggest bed manufacturer Silentnight.
After all, isnt their logo something to do with a little bird lying with a hippopotamus?’
Posted: 2nd, May 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
