Going Dutch
THE repackaging of Ronan Keating goes on.
Earlier in the week, we heard that the former Boyzone singer had taken drugs.
I think people would be shocked if they heard Ronan Keating took drugs, said Ronan. I was a bit naive towards them. I was afraid that Id be the unlucky one. Between you and me Ive tried it (dope). We went to Holland, as everyone does, we tried it. I have to say it wasnt for me. I didnt enjoy it.
That Ronan should equate a trip to Holland with trying drugs makes us wonder how far he immersed himself in the Dutch way.
Did Ronan go for full Dutch experience and hire a prostitute? Did he return from his trip laden down with tulip bulbs and large round cheeses? Did he marry a homosexual?
While we ponder just how native Ronan went in Amsterdam, we wonder what it is about London that has caused the former Boyzone singer to stick his head between his wife Yvonnes breasts.
The Sun has a shot of the Irish crooner leaving an awards do in London. Opening his mouth in the manner of an excited terrier, Ronan smiles and falls into his wifes cleavage.
What happened next we are not told but we imagine that he started talking about threepenny bits and grumbling about Ken ruddy Livingstone and Chelsea…
Posted: 8th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
