Ministry Of Funny Walks
Quotes Of The Day
As captain you have to notice things like that. I think I just said to Crouchie, You dont have to put your arms up to jump – because, at the end of the day, no ones going to out-jump him David Beckham stops Peter Crouch getting a second yellow card against Paraguay.
If we were to beat them, Trinidad & Tobago would be closed down for month – it would be a non-stop party T&Ts Carlos Edwards looks forward to playing England.
England have had problems in the past winning major tournaments, which is a bit of a worry for them” Arsenal and Germanys Jens Lehmann examines the English mind.
“I think they should show more respect to our hosts but if they are sung in good humour we have to accept them and hopefully our German hosts can see the humour” – Assistant chief constable Stephen Thomas, in charge of the British police operation in Germany, hopes the Germans famous sense of humour will help them see the funny side England fans goose-stepping in Nuremberg.
Were here for a war. Its do or die. Were going to do whatever we can, whatever it takes USAs Eddie Johnson keeps things in perspective
Puns Of The Day
Roo as we say (Star) Sven is forced to seek medical clearance from the FA before picking Ronney
Ill crock n roll Owen again (Star) T&Ts Brent Sancho vows to fight for his country
Alonso targets Spanish reign (Mail) Spains Xabi Alonso scores in his sides 4-0 win over Ukraine
Toebago (Sun) Rooney to play
Use TNT on T&T (Sun) Rooney is ready to explode
Posted: 15th, June 2006 | In: Back pages Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
