Britney Spears & Kevin Federline Duet

BURIED under the story of Coconut Kate Moss – forget cocaine, this new-look Kate is a fan of coconut rubs – is news that should be on the front page.

Were it not for our keen news sense you may well have missed the revelation that Kevin Federline is back in the recording studio.

Having wowed the music world with his efforts to date, K-Ferret plans to boost sales of his debut rap album, Playing With Fire, by recording a duet with his wife, the pregnant Britney Spears.

A source tells the Sun that K-Ferret will “be rapping over the singing”.

Many is the time we have rapped over Kevin’s music. Who has not heard the opening strains to America’s Most Hated and began rapping over it (“Turn it off! Off! Off! Make it stop! I am begging you!”).

Although the paper hears a source say that industry experts are warning Britney that it could be bad career move for her, we are thrilled.

It’s all not a bit unlike Just the Two of Us, the BBC TV show in which someone who can sort of sing is partnered with someone who sort of can’t.

Indeed, Britney and Kevin might well have created a new reality TV music formula in which singers pair up with their non-singing spouses and compete for the approval of Simon Cowell.

It’s a terrific concept. And as soon as we’ve heard Britney and Kevin’s efforts, we’ll get in touch with Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova, Sharon Osbourne and Ozzy Osbourne, Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole…

Posted: 19th, July 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink