Root Of All Evil – August 2008
IT’S quite a turnip for the books.
Accountant Garry Dodson was cooking dinner in his Bolton bedsit when he noticed something strange about the turnip he was preparing to peel.
“I got the shock of my life when I saw it,” said Garry. “The turnip had a very evil look, and when I examined it closer, I saw it was the spitting image of Tony Blair.”
It’s not the first time Conservative voter Garry, 31, has come across a political lookalike in his vegetable crisper. On his window sill he keeps a potato that bears an uncanny resemblance to Ann Widdecombe.
“I’m going to start a Parliament,” he joked. “If anyone sees a carrot that looks like Charles Kennedy, please get in touch.”
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