David Hasselhoff: The Musical

DAVID Hasselhoff is the man with the “HIT ME” sticker on his back.

Everyone just loves slapping The Hoff on his back; and The Hoff just adores being so warmly greeted by his millions of fans.

So when we read in the Mail that The Hoff has written a musical – David Hasselhoff: The Musical – we know it will be a hit.

Says the Hoff: “I am also doing a heart-rendering [?] set on my life and the mistakes I have made. It sounds like a bad joke, but it is really going to be a good show.”

And, as the Mail reports, the show is to include a key scene. As The Hoff says: “We’re going to have a baby being born on stage and we’re going to toss it into the audience.”

Like so much of The Hoff’s career, the production is pantomime with a twist. Although the Mail is quick to point out that the baby will be played by a little helium balloon.

One of pair of balloons which once starred alongside Hasselhoff in Baywatch…

Posted: 22nd, September 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink