Sutton Ho!
IT’S not hard to see why Britney Spears chose to name her newest child after the London Borough of Sutton.
Britney adds her name to the pantheon of Sutton locals who have achieved fame and no little fortune in the field of light entertainment.
A scour of websites reveals Sutton to be home to Bradley from S Club Seven, Harry Secombe lived in the Surrey locale, as did Windsor Davies, one of Britain’s finest actors and war heroes.
And now Sutton has new reason to celebrate. But not all is well in the Spears household. Residents of Sutton will be displeased to read in the Mirror that Brit is “livid” with her husband Kevin Federline.
Barely three weeks after the birth of Sutton, K-Ferret has been partying in La Vegas. The rapper is reported to have hired a private jet and, joined by a gang of pals, headed for Sin City.
As a source tells the paper: “Kev booked a table at Tao nightclub for both nights where he knocked back Verve Clicquot champagne and passed around the requisite cigars to celebrate his son’s birth.” He was later seen dancing on tables.
But Britney was not forgotten. And K-Ferret is said to have bought her a “push present”, a pair of diamond earrings. But the plan backfired. Brit was less than impressed with Kevin and his gift. And now they are “barely speaking”.
Poor Britney. And if Britney needs a refuge, she can always rely on the yeomen of Sutton to give her a bed. And a tour of the town’s Phoenix leisure centre before a restorative period of reflection by Carshalton Ponds…
Posted: 4th, October 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
