Doherty’s In For Some Pennies

In For Some Pennies

Pete Doherty has been fined £750 for kicking out a woman reporter attending one of his many court appearances. The singer was found guilty of assaulting Trudi Barber of Radio 1 Newsbeat as he left Thames Magistrates Court, East London in March 23. Doherty was also told to pay Mrs Barber £250 compensation and £200 court costs.

Asked is he had money on him or a credit card, Doherty said he had just 27p to his name. He was given a week to pay.

A Ferret’s Love

Kevin Federline, aka K-Ferret, is in line for a £2million payoff from his estranged wife, Britney Spears. But the rapping ferret wants more. So he’s preparing to fight for custody of the couple’s two children and for £16million to keep him in white vests. It’s a lot of money.

And as long as K-Ferret agrees to stop singing, we urge Britney to hand over the cash without delay.

Love Drugs

Courtney Love, wife of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, says she turned to drugs when she lost £11million. Love claims the money was stolen by aides. “Drugs are relatively cheap when you talk about millions of dollars,” says Love.

That’s Rich

The most expensive private home in the country has gone on the market in Surrey. For £74million ono, buyers can take ownership of five swimming pools, 24-carat gold mosaics, 13 bedrooms, a cinema, a 2-lane bowling alley and a squash court.

One bathroom alone cost £20,000 to fit. The gas bill is £10,000 per quarter. For more information go to www.updowncourt.com.

Posted: 19th, November 2006 | In: Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink