Simon Cowell & Jessica Simpson Holiday
SIMON Cowell spent his Christmas holiday giving his pasty mantits some tanning in Barbados, writes Dlisted.com.
He was joined by the hotness that is Michael Winner. Hmm…
DAMN! Scary Spice aka Mel B is that hard up to get Eddie Murphy back? According to sources she has sought the advice of a witch doctor to her get back Eddie Murphy. Eddie famously dumped Mel B during an interview with a Dutch reporter in which he denied that he was her baby daddy. She is paying a witch doctor named Tabitha to perform a series of spells to bring Eddie back to her loving arms.
A friend of Scary’s said, “She was heartbroken when they split and was prepared to try anything to win Eddie back. She’d heard about the powers witch doctors have and when everything else failed she knew it was her only hope.”
One of the spells called for Mel B to piss in an olive jar. Dirty slag! You know she drank it afterward. This story is probably fake, but I pray to the heavens above that it’s true. There’s nothing I love more than some crazy wack using vodoo to get her man back
JESSICA Simpson left a special holiday message to her fans on SweetKisses:
“happy holidays to all of my fans. i am spending much needed family time in the colorado rockies. i send y’all my genuine huge smile hoping it makes its way to brighten your christmas day…very dorky rhyme, but hey what can i say…i am a dork. daisy doesn’t enjoy the role of santa in this picture, but the idea was just too cute to resist. i love all of y’all with my whole heart and my hope is for each and every one of your christmas wishes to come true.
thank you for always inspiring me to be better in everything that i do.
xo jess”
Can’t capitalize much.
Posted: 27th, December 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
