In The Orange Corner – Big Brother’s Jade Goody & Danielle Lloyd Fight
“IT’S clear that Jade still needs her anger management therapy. Dani looked shell-shocked.”
Looking shell-shocked is what Danielle Lloyd, for it is she, does well, what with her being a mo-del and all.
But does she deserve to be confronted by Jade Goody in what the Star’s front page is calling “BB JADE ‘N DANI IN BAR BRAWL”?
We had thought Jade was enjoying the padded luxury of The Priory celebrity resort. But here she is in a bar exploding with “rage” and hurling “vile insults” at Big Brother’s Danielle Lloyd.
Jade, described as “furious”, is seen “squaring up to Danielle” and launching a “scathing attack”. The venue is Nu Bar in Loughton, a “popular footballers’ wives drinking den”.
Jade is said to be upset that while she goes to The Priory and does public penance to save her career as the UK’s premier village idiot, Dani swans off to Dubai and back into the arms of her footballer, Teddy Sheringham.
Both Jade and Danielle stood accused of bullying Shilpa Shetty in an attack many saw as racist. But while Jade was been forced to look sorry and even managed to cry on camera, Danielle went to Dubai.
Of course, Anorak realised that Danielle’s time in the sun would turn her skin darker and best enable her to get in touch with her inner Shilpa.
But while Dani transforms into a deep sunset orange, Jade continues to look white.
And what will never do…
Posted: 21st, February 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
