Jade Goody’s Mystery Guest
IS it right that the kiddies suffer?
Jade Goody erred, that much is certain. But to learn that the children will pay for her misdemeanours is so, so unfair.
And it is not as if Jade hasn’t been preparing for Comic Relief, the BBC’s annual begathon.
She’s been wearing a red nose, and red eyes and red cheeks, ever since it dawned on her that the cameras in the Big Brother house picked up everything said.
But even Jade’s red hooter is not enough. And, as the Sun says, “JADE GETS NO RELIEF.”
The plan was for Jade to feature as a panelist on a spoof version of the BBC1 Quiz show A Question Of sport.
But you can’t have someone who calls Bollywood babe Shilpa Shetty “Shilpa Poppadom” and F***awalla” appearing on the national broadcaster. So the show – which cost £80,000 to produce – has been shelved.
Of course the sports show features Ally McCoist as a team captain. Ally is the ex-footballer who enjoyed an affair with the actress Patsy Kensit at the same time as he was having an affair with air hostess Donna Gilbin.
Others who have featured on the show that upholds the nation’s morals and does character checks on its contestants are:
Phil Tufnell (cricketer and cannabis smoker).
Peter Schmeichel, a former Manchester United goalkeeper who, reportedly, once called Ian Wright, the former Arsenal forward, a “fucking black bastard”.
Former England goalkeeper Peter Shilton who was arrested for drink-driving after being found at 5am in a country lane with a woman called Tina in his car. He then drove into a lamppost.
And many, many more…
Posted: 22nd, February 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
