An Office Romance – Liz Hurley Marriezzzz
LIZ Hurley’s wedding to a simpering Arun Nayer promisezzz…
It truly is hard work turning this sexless romance into something more.
There is nothing to tell. There is nothing to see. Indeed, the Sun tells us that Lizzzz married her Indian beau in a registry office last Friday.
Can there be anything more mundane and less starry than a registry office, that municipal council hall where marriage comes between birth and death?
And this was not Chelsea registry office, Marylebone registry office but Cheltenham register office.
Cheltenham, a place so routine and predictable it is twinned with Cheltenham in the USA. Cheltenham, a place where a visit to the council’s website and a click on the headline “CIVIC PRICE” tosses up the page: “Sorry, but the page you were looking for can’t be found (error 404).”
A look a the registry office’s official website tells us: “The Marriage Room, Reception, and waiting area are housed on the first floor of a County Council building and a lift is available allowing good access for the disabled and elderly. The Marriage Room, which can seat 35 people including the Bride and Groom, has the benefit of a comfort cooling system.”
Ah, for a comfortable cooling system, a thing not to be underrated in early March. But Lizzzz and Arun have married in cool surrounds.
Other than that, facts are thinner than, well, Lizzzz.
A spokeswoman for the Council tells us: “Liz Hurley was married yesterday afternoon, that is all I am allowed to give out.” But what more is there?
Of course, the party is tonight. This is a do held “in the grounds” of Sudeley Castle, the historic property owned by Liz’s close pal, the toothsome Henry Dent-Brocklehurst.
Everyone who is anyone will be there – Sir Elton John, fashion designer Donatella Versace and soap actress Patsy Kensit are believed to be on the invite list.
Liz Hurley’s wedding party promisezzz…
Posted: 3rd, March 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
