Rouble At (Heather) Mills – Roman Abramovich’s Divorce
WITH Heather Mills’ divorce turning out to be something less than advertised (what happened to the £200million she was getting?), the paper spots Roman Abramovich.
So much for Paul McCartney and his make-do £1billion. This is Abramovich, the man who the Mirror says is worth £11billion.
And that was blonde Irina Abramovich, his now ex-wife.
This is the Mirror’s “WORLD’S BIGGEST SPLIT” – bigger than the Mills-McCartney split. When it comes to splits, this is the Great Rift Valley to Mills’ Cheddar Gorge.
As a statement says: “Mr and Mrs Abramovich have divorced on a consensual basis. They have agreed terms in respect of arrangements for their children and a financial settlement.”
No tales of stabbings, crawling to the toilet and missing limbs. Just an agreement.
But it costs nothing to speculate. So who gets what?
And who is the girl in the bikini waving at Mail readers? Why, she’s Miss Daria Zhukova, a model. And news is that Roman could get to keep her.
The Mail spots the 24-year-old talking and walking with Abramovich in Paris on Monday. The Mail says the couple had been staying at Fouquet’s hotel, where the top suite costs £5,775 a night.
Has this dalliance had any influence on the settlement? As the Sun notes (“There may be rouble ahead”), Irina could be line for £5,5bn.
Or not…
Posted: 14th, March 2007 | In: Money Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink