Hugh Grant & Jemima Khan’s Double Take

HUGH Grant has been spotted twice in the company if Ms Jemima Khan.

One spotting occupies the front page of the Evening Standard, the London paper that gives Tube travelers a break from staring at shoes and trying not to notice the pissed-up man trying to light a cigarette by clicking his fingers.

“Back together: Hugh and Jemima,” trills the headline.

But – hold the front page – on Page 3, the paper has become less sure. “Is it all back on as Grant and Jemima meet twice in two days?” it asks its readers.

“Yes,” say the readers. “We read it on the front page of the Standard that Hugh and Jemima are back together. If memory serves the headline went something like: “Back together: Hugh and Jemima.”

Might it be that the Standard is too busy operating at the bleeding edge of journalism to take notice of what it writes?

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Anorak

Posted: 26th, March 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink