Danielle Lloyd On Big Brother ‘Prostitutes’ Charley And Chanelle
“DANIELLE ON BIG BROTHER.”
Danielle Lloyd, for it is she, is wearing a spotty bikini. At last we hope it’s a bikini with spots on. Danielle’s health problems are well documented and there is no small chance that this is not a top but her new naked breasts.
Inside the magazine and Danielle is in a shower, pouring champagne over herself. The astringent properties of alcohol are well documented and looking on we can see that Danielle’s top half has become rid of spots, although it is now covered in a black and white leaf pattern.
Whatever the look, Danielle is back from Miami, where she’s been wearing a bikini with her footballer, Marcus Bent.
Danielle then talks about her footballer, how he’s not like her old footballer and how footballers are just, at the end of the day, 110 per cent men really.
And how women who date footballers because they are footballers, like Big Brother’s Charley, are “prostitutes”. People like Charley and Chanelle Hayes are “pathetic”, says Danielle. “They make people like me look bad.”
Not everyone can date a footballer by pure chance. And then find another one. But Danielle is made of sterner stuff, particularly her new breasts which have now taken on a metallic coating.
She then goes on to say how she had “no idea” who Charley is. And has not seen the picture of them together. “She’s just downgrading herself by saying she wants to go out with a footballer,” says Danielle. “Who is their right mind will date her now?”
Maybe the same kind of footballer that dates Danielle. After all, they are just men.
And what of Emily Parr, who used the word “nigger” on Big Brother? Take a deep breath. Deeper. Exhale. Now take a really deep one. And read: “If someone had used a racist comment while we were in the house, they should have been thrown out too.”
Hold it in…
“I think Emily should have learnt from what happened to me and the others in the house,” says Danielle.
Breathe.
Expect to see Emily with false breasts, orange skin and dating a footballer any day soon. Or at least trying to…
Posted: 13th, June 2007 | In: Back pages Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
