Kate Moss Burns For Pete Doherty
VERY wise. The Sun says Kate Moss is burning everything Pete Doherty gave her during their chemical romance. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)
For sure, the impact on the environment cannot be overlooked. By our calculations to offset the carbon emissions, Kate should now plant two acacia trees, a mid-sized hydrangea and a recording of Madonna singing La Isla Bonita.
But burning is all. Pete never looked the most hygienic lover. News that he managed to pull another girl and, allegedly, cheat on Moss comes as a testament to his drug-proof libido and the girl’s bravery.
But before the bedding and the rugs make it to the bonfire, Moss is torching Doherty’s letters do her.
Not overlooking the chance they are written in Doherty’s blood, we advise clean-living Moss to stand upwind lest the dried tincture contain traces of illicit narcotics and render her more stoned than a Iranian adulterer.
Moss is also said to be During Doherty’s works of art. Or rolling them and smoking them…
Posted: 12th, July 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
