Amy Winehouse’s Brain Is A (Bee) Hive Of Activity
AMY Winehouse is having a brain scan. Her life is a (bee) hive of activity. And once the medics have penetrated her hair, we will bring you the results of those tests.
For now, the singer is going back to rehab. It’s the sequel to her earlier visit, and such is the way of rehab’s revolving door policy, we expect all manner of versions, cover versions and tributes.
So grab your medication and shake it like you mean it as Amy, addicted to cocaine and heroin, climbs in a cab and head for the “state-of-the-art” Causeway clinic for tired and emotional stars.
A scour of the web reveals: “The programme adopts a holistic approach and can include personal training, yoga, acupuncture, reflexology, reiki, massage, extensive 1-1 sessions as well as delicious home cooked country food.”
But before you book yourself into this luxury rehab spa, know that Amy has cancelled her tour of Europe to “fight her demons” (Mail) and that her husband Blake is “NOT THE BAD GUY” (Mirror).
“Everyone thinks that everything that’s happened to Amy is my fault and I’m portrayed as the bad guy,” says Blake.
“She’s so precious to me, she’s my wife and I want to take care of her, that’s why I’m taking her back to rehab. We only came to London to get a guitar and then we’re going straight back.”
Readers may wonder if this “guitar” is a euphemism for drugs or a new drug. Indeed, given the expense of rehab and the chopper that took Winehouse and her man to London, we wonder if said instrument could not have been delivered by a lackey?
But what matter? Winehouse is in therapy. And medics have nearly reached her scalp…
Amy Winehouse Flies In Her Chopper
Posted: 17th, August 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
