All The Nice Gels Want To Be Camilla
IS there a change of policy at the Express? We ask in light of the sensation that the paper’s story on Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, includes not one mention of Princess Diana.
There is no mention of Camilla’s battered white Fiat Uno, her tampon with nightsight nor her sharpened, poison-tipped fags.
The Express just watches Camilla go back to her alma mater, Queen’s Gate School in South Kensington. And sees her “hailed a heroine”.
Camilla is said to have spent her school days – she scored one O-Level – on the roof smoking illicit cigarettes.
Says Camilla to the gels: “I used to go back home for weekends. Sometimes I used to not go back on Sunday night and miss the Monday.”
Camilla goes to the science lab and notes that “They’ve got bars on the windows so you can’t get out.”
Camilla is wearing a “Robinson Valentine cornflower blue raw silk suit”.
Camilla is cheered. Camilla is what schoolgirls with any ounce of cool want to be – not quite as dense as Shy Di and able to blow smoke rings…
Posted: 14th, September 2007 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
