Britney Spears Wears A Busty Tracksuit
GOOD news on Britney Spears. The Mirror says Troubled Britney has met with her mum Lynne and younger sister Jamie Lynne. They jetted into Los Angeles on a “mercy mission”.
Not since Arlo Guthrie flew into Los Angeles has a trip been so welcomed by one and all.
“I think Britney’s lost the plot,” says Sharon Osbourne. “She must get some therapy.”
Sharon Lynne Osbourne is not related to Britney, and her views may or may not be valid. But she is a mother and judge on the X Factor TV show and that must count for something.
This is all part of “Another quiet weekend in the crazy world of Britney Spears”.
The Sun records all. On Friday, Britney went clothes shopping. She then got into car and went to a hotel. The hotel is five stars.
Readers who sensed sarcasm in that Sun headline might be shocked to learn that what the paper promises it delivers.
Britney buys a packet of Werther’s original sweets and toy Halloween pumpkins. For this purchase, Britney swapped her “busty dress” (?) for a tracksuit.
The colour of this tracksuit is not recorded, nor whether it was busty. But when we know, you’ll know…
Posted: 8th, October 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
