Keeley Hazell And Diet Pill Sex Loss
“KEELEY’S GONE SEX MAD ON DIET PILLS,” says the Sun, and “KNACKERED HUSBAND WANTS DIVORCE.”
Kelly is Keeley Kellard, who, as the Sun points out, “shares a name with Page Three beauty Keeley Hazell”.
To avoid any confusion, the Sun produces a picture of Ms Hazell and her green knickers on its Page Three, and another shot of Keeley Kellard in a generous-cut leisurewear and ComfiSlax Jeans over much of page 15.
But soon the Keeleys will look like twins. Keeley K. has slimmed down from a size 22 to a sweet 16. The secret of her weight loss? Pills. And Sexercise.
As the Sun notes, husband Bradley “plans to make legal history by being the fit person to cite a dietary product as the third party in divorce papers.”
Says Bradley, who shares his name with Bradley McIntosh, former member of S Club 7: “She woke me up for it in the wee small hours and tried in on before I went to work. I had to stop coming home for lunch.”
Instantly, you realise that Bradley (not pictured) might also have lost weight. Indeed, has his wife only chased him around the bedroom, the kitchen and, dare we say, the fridge, both Keeley and Bradley would be fighting fit, up for it and very possibly making an XXX-rated Keep-Fit DVD called Loadsa Shagging…
Posted: 1st, November 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (26) | TrackBack | Permalink
