Britney Spears And Lynne’s Nativity Play
IF Britney Spears were British she’d be right now eating a kangaroo’s primary sexual characteristics with a side order of Ant ‘n’ Dec, and being touted as the new face of Pebble Mill At One.
Our Britney would soon be starring in the Bournemouth Pavilion’s production of Sleeping Beauty, alongside Malandra Burrows (Emmerdale & I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here), Helen Fraser (Body Bag from Bad Girls) as the Bad Fairy, Chris Pizzey (Mr Stephen from the Basil Brush show).
But over in America, things are done differently. There you have to make your own pantomime; you have to live the fantasy. And so it is that the New York Post brings news of Lynne Spears, Britney’s mum.
News is that Lynne has signed a deal with a Christian group to write her memoirs. We expect to read of a painful journey to the moment of Britney’s humble birth, then through trial and tribulation to the epiphany when Lynne realises that none of it would have been possible without her.
The newspaper tried to get an interview with Lynne. “You’ll have to call [Lynne’s] manager,” came the reply.
No, not a manger. A manager. Although, given the coming season and Lynne’s role…
Posted: 12th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
