Spice Girls Are A Sketch Of Their Former Selves
NEWS that the Spice Girls are to be given a £2million makeover by “legendary fashion guru” Roberto Cavalli interests the Mirror.
The paper says the new look is a long way from the Girl Power image they once embodied. Now the women look “sassy, sophisticated as well as sexy”. Not to mention slim, svelte and skinny.
Says Cavalli: “I have known Victoria for a long time, and I always admired her style and personality.”
But there was always the danger that the designer would take his muse for the norm, believing Victoria to be the epitome of the Spice Girls body collective.
The result, as the picture shows, is that the rest of the gang will need to embark on a strenuous diet if they want to be dressed for their stage shows.
It might be kinder to replace Sporty, Baby, Scary and Ginger with four more versions of Vicky, each showing a Beckham hairstyle through the ages and trying to hit a signature note…
Posted: 22nd, November 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
