Kate Moss Pops The Question
“WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS..” says the Mirror, words hanging alongside a picture of Kate Moss.
Grammarians will note the absence of the question mark. The headline might come equipped with a bony finger pointing at Moss’s head.
But that would be wrong. In “KATE MOSS PARTY SENSATION”, the paper says that “wild-eyed” Moss uttered the line in the direction of one Elliot Eastwick.
Mr Eastwick is at the party for jobbing Moss pal Davinia Taylor when he claims to have been approached by the model. “She was a total nightmare,” says Eastwick.
Kate Moss is, of course, a model by trade and Eastwick helpful tells us that “she had her hair in pigtails and was wearing tight wet-look leggings, a top and a black leather jacket”.
Those who want to get the Moss look may care to know that she is “sweaty, fidgety, and desperate to dance”.
Says DJ Elliot: “Kate pulled some poppers out of her handbag and starting snorting them in really heavily. It went straight to her head. You could see her loll as it took effect.”
Then Kate is said to have made her request, which now comes with the hitherto missing question mark. “I remember thinking, ‘God, Kate Moss just asked me for cocaine.”
Careers have been founded on far less starry moments. And it should be hoped that with his anecdote tucked onto his CV, DJ Elliot will make good and become a hit on the after-clubbing speaking circuit.
As for his DJ carer among the elite, we fear that may be a little less certain…
Picture: The Spine
Posted: 23rd, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
