Chantelle’s Celebrity Legend: New Boobs, New Man, New Life
“CHANTELLE: New Boobs, new man, new life.”
So says the Star on its front page, words equipped with a picture of former Celebrity Big Brother winner turned celebrity Chantelle Houghton.
Chantelle is pictured in black knickers with pink spots. Her fingers are hooked into the straps of her matching bra in the manner of a young Tommy Steele fingering his braces in readiness for a burst of Half A Sixpence.
But it’s that headline that intrigues, more than Chantelle’s new Jordans.
Never has there been a more fitting legend to grace the celebrity shield. Anorak is looking for a new logo and thinks “New boobs, new man, new life” would fit neatly beneath the mythological motifs of rampant soap actor and a displayed glamour model.
“I’m so happy with them,” says Chantelle, “I absolutely love them and can’t stop touching them.”
Presumably to see if they are real…
Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
