Um Bonko: Sex In The I’m A Celebrity Jungle
“CELEBS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN JUNGLE – Hot scenes ITV dare not show.”
Some confusion on the Star’s front page where the shocker that stars in the I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! clearing are scaring the creatures is met with the line that the locals are “sex starved”.
How can they be sex-starved and at it like kangaroos? Are they doing it wrong?
Perhaps the Star has yet to view the “X-rated” scenes it says “jungle bosses” have censored.
All Star readers have to go on is a shot of actor/singer/model/TV chef Marc Bannerman (left) stood under a showery waterfall with singer/actress/model/room-make-over technician Cerys Matthews (right).
An arrow points to the Bannerman groin (“OOP! HARD GOING: Marc has the hots for Cerys”), and we learn of Cerys’ “sensational confession” that he told her that he was “randy”.
Marc has left the how. But Cerys can be seen eating kangaroo gonads later…
Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
