There Goes Lewis Hamilton And Naomi Campbell
LEWIS Hamilton is with Naomi Campbell.
Lewis is one of our “best loved sportsmen” (see all media), whereas Ms Campbell once topped a poll for the Most Hated Person is Britain and is famed for throwing hissy fits and telephones.
Hamilton’s celebrity could be better served were he to step out with Cherie Blair, Anthea Turner or Myra Hinley.
As the Mail points out, Campbell is 15 years older than Hamilton and full four inches taller, not counting heels (his or hers).
Neither age nor height need be a factor in any relationship between the two, a fillip encouraged by angled views of Tom Cruise (who, incidentally, played a racing car driver in Days Of Thunder) and Katie Holmes.
And the tabloid press are hoping that Hamilton and Campbell make a go of it. “Grand prix ace Lewis vrooms of with Naomi,” says the Express on its cover page. “Lewis, Naomi and a very speedy exit.”
It is clear that the two promise to tap into a rich seam of headlines and puns. “SPEED DATE,” says the Mirror. “He’s a fast mover.” And: “Now there’s one cheerleader you’d want in your pit.”
“F1 LEWIS IS IN PULL POSITION,” says the Star.
“And they’re off!” say we…
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Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
