Jungle Survivor Janice Dickinson Wants To Eat Dec Up
FRESH from the celebrity jungle, Nip ‘n’ Bush Tucker stalwart Janice Dickinson tells Sun readers: “Dec is so hot. I want to put him a thong and play wild games with him. Grrowl!”
Dec is, of course, one smallish part of Ant ‘n’ Dec (although which is uncertain), who host I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.
Considering the dimensions of Dec – did Janice say a sarcastic Grrow or Grrowl? -and the size of Dickinson’s toothsome maw, there is a real danger that the jungle could have a cannibalistic element.
Forget the cockroaches and the kangaroo’s gonads, Janice is going to chew up Dec and, very possibly, spit him out.
As such we urge readers to be on the look out for celebrities who have shared the jungle clearing with Dickinson, namely: Bannerman (Marc), Brown (Jason), Franks (Lynne), Hopkins (Katie), Race (John Barton) and many, many more…
We fear we shall never see them again…
Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
