Boom And Bust: Aguilera, Lopez And Berry Get This Season’s Look
“CELEBRITY baby boom,” announces the front-page of first magazine – “first for being first!”.
There are pictures of actresses Cate Blanchett and Halle Berry, and chanteuse Christina Aguilera. But three celebrities being pregnant at one time does not a boom make, so there’s also a photo of one “Laura Bailey”.
Bailey’s presence makes the number up to four, which is a bona fide boom. (Whether Bailey is a bona fide celebrity is more contentious.)
Says first: “It is an accessory that has become almost as desirable as the latest Chanel handbag” – albeit much smaller. “Nothing is more fashionable at the moment…than a baby bump.”
Readers concerned at looking out of fashion and dated in last season’s non-pregnant look can employ Anorak’s new range of Comfi-Tum pants or take to drinking large amount of pale ale at lunch times…
Picture: Hack – Jennifer Lopez, also pregnant. You heard it here first!
Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
