Gemma Atkinson Splits From Double Act
“GEMMA – BOOBS LAUNCH OWN CAREER,” announces the Star on its front page, words hung in yellow ink beside a shot of bikini-encased Gemma Atkinson.
As with all facts, the Anorak likes to look at things from another angle, and suggests the alternative headlines: “GEMMA BOOBS GO IT ALONE”, “GEMMA ATKINSON DROPPED BY BOOBS” and “WE’RE SICK OF CARRYING GEMMA – BOOBS SPEAK OUT”.
Gemma’s boobs will be appearing as Jordan in Puss In Boots at the Raymond Revue Bar, Soho
Posted: 14th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink