Nine Looks At Queen Elizabeth’s Bruise
HER Majesty the Queen has a bruise on her neck.
The Express features the blemish on its front page. “Mystery of the Queen’s bruise,” it announces. Inside: “How did one get a bruise?”
DAILY EXPRESS: “’PHILIP IN PLOT TO KILL QUEEN’” – Mohammed Al Fayed says the Queen has been targeted by SPECTRE. “That man from Oncle,” he knows, says Mr Fayed. “Give him call”
DAILY MAIL: “QUEEN CANCER HORROR”
DAILY STAR: “ROUGH SEX AND KINKY CAPERS – OLDER AND BOLDER”
THE SUN: “I AM NOT A-BRUISED”
DAILY MIRROR: “GORDON BROWN WORRIED ABOUT QUEEN”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “THE PERILS OF A LARGE BOSOM”
THE TIMES: “WHY MEN LOVE A LADY WITH A BRUISE”
THE GUARDIAN: “ROYALS ARE A DRAIN ON THE NHS”
THE INDEPENDENT: “MIGRANT WORKERS DREAM OF BRUISES”
Posted: 19th, December 2007 | In: Royal Family Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
