Manchester United’s Christmas Roast: Cocks Of The North
“THREE MAN U STARS ROASTED GIRL No.2,” announces the Sun’s front-page headline.
“Get in there,” shouts the crowd as the lads got stuck in to the game bird. “Well done son,” come the words of encouragement.
“You don’t know what you’re doing,” chant more. “Keep it up,” extol others. “We are United the cocks of the North,” goes the rousing tune from the terrace at Manchester’s Great John Street Hotel.
John Evans, Manchester United’s “sex-scandal soccer star” denies raping a woman at the club’s Christmas do. But while that matter continues to be investigated the Sun hears a “sickened party guest” describe the moaning and groaning coming from an upstairs room.
A “pretty” girl, “19” is having sex with five or six men, “including three United players”.
Says the girl, now emerged from the room: “They said I was a great shag.”
A “thank you”, “best wishes” scrawled on a souvenir napkin or a firm handshake would have sufficed but these day players are versed in media training and now that there image is important. They go the extra yard.
Indeed, the Sun looks on as the United “stars” visit a hospital. Not for themselves and a nasty itch, but to meet sick children.
Not sick and perverted. But really ill…
Posted: 21st, December 2007 | In: Back pages, Tabloids Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
