Ram-Adan: Britons Sex With A Muslim Sheep
“BRITS SACKED FOR SHEEP SEX PRANK.”
Two Algerian sheep are due to be slaughtered to celebrate the Muslim festival of Eid Al Adhha. Two British men see the sheep. Something occurs. And the two are accused of “Sheep violation”.
Being British, and this being a tabloid story, the oil workers could have done one of three things:
a) Kidnapped the sheep and taken it to the Woolly Bottoms Sanctuary, Wiltshire
B) Named the sheep Mohammed
C) Had sex, real or simulated, with the sheep?
Says an ex-pat living in Algeria: “If you relate this to teacher Gillian Gibbons they can thank their lucky stars.”
Indeed, sex with a teddy has not been tried since Iggy Pop dry humped a already stuffed bear on Top of the Pops.
Gillian Gibbons’ sex life remains a private affair…
(The two sheep remain f*cked whatever happens)
Posted: 2nd, January 2008 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
